don't use this xd

I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)

Du musst eine Erweiterung wie Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey oder Violentmonkey installieren, um dieses Skript zu installieren.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

Sie müssten eine Skript Manager Erweiterung installieren damit sie dieses Skript installieren können

(Ich habe schon ein Skript Manager, Lass mich es installieren!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name         don't use this xd
// @namespace    http://greasyfork.org/users/viroda1
// @version      2.0
// @description  I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)
// @author       viroda1
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        GM_addStyle
// @run-at       document-start
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // --- REAL WORKING URLs ---
    const EPSTEIN_IMG_URL = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Jeffrey_Epstein_06_02_09.jpg";
    const AUDIO_URL = "https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/what-is-this-diddy-blud-doing-on-the-calculator.mp3";
    const SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL = "https://www.youtube.com/embed/PLUhJmqHd1s?autoplay=1&loop=1&playlist=PLUhJmqHd1s";

    // --- Change wallpaper to Epstein ---
    function changeWallpaper() {
        GM_addStyle(`
            html, body, :root {
                background: url('${EPSTEIN_IMG_URL}') no-repeat center center fixed !important;
                background-size: cover !important;
            }
        `);
    }

    // --- Play "What Is This Diddy Blud Doing" on loop ---
    function playSong() {
        const audio = new Audio(AUDIO_URL);
        audio.loop = true;
        audio.volume = 1.0;
        audio.play().catch(e => {
            console.log("Autoplay blocked — click anywhere for chaos");
            document.addEventListener('click', () => audio.play(), { once: true });
        });
        return audio;
    }

    // --- After 10 seconds, SKIBIDI TOILET TAKEOVER ---
    function playSkibidi() {
        const iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
        iframe.src = SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL;
        iframe.style.position = 'fixed';
        iframe.style.top = '0';
        iframe.style.left = '0';
        iframe.style.width = '100%';
        iframe.style.height = '100%';
        iframe.style.border = 'none';
        iframe.style.zIndex = '999999';
        document.body.appendChild(iframe);
    }

    // --- Console spam for extra brainrot ---
    function spamConsole() {
        setInterval(() => {
            console.log("%c🟦 WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE CALCULATOR? 🟦", "font-size:24px;background:blue;color:white;padding:8px");
            console.log("%c🧠 IS BLUD EINSTEIN? 🧠", "font-size:20px;color:purple");
            console.log("%c🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET INCOMING 🚽", "font-size:20px;color:red");
        }, 1500);
    }

    // --- EXECUTE CHAOS ---
    changeWallpaper();
    const audio = playSong();
    spamConsole();

    setTimeout(() => {
        audio.pause();
        playSkibidi();
    }, 10000);
})();