Fap Gauntlet for BetterFap
// ==UserScript==
// @name BetterFap - Fap Gauntlet
// @author Goog
// @description Fap Gauntlet for BetterFap
// @namespace http://reikitech.me/
// @include https://test.betterfap.com/view/*
// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js
// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/1.8/jquery-ui.min.js
// @grant unsafeWindow
// @version 0.0.1.20170419190753
// ==/UserScript==
//WARNING: SPAGHETTI AHEAD
var currURL = "Null";
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
}
function getRandomFPS() {
var rand = getRandomInt(0, 4);
return fapsPerSec[rand];
}
// autistically defined percent chances for each intensity, no equal chances here (except for 4 of them)
function getRandomIntensity() {
var rand = getRandomInt(1, 100);
var x = 2000;
if (rand <= 10) { // 10% for Feather Light
x = 0;
} else if (rand > 10 && rand <= 25) { // 15% for Very Light
x = 1;
} else if (rand > 25 && rand <= 40) { // 15% for Light
x = 2;
} else if (rand > 40 && rand <= 60) { // 20% for Medium
x = 3;
} else if (rand > 60 && rand <= 75) { // 15% for Hard
x = 4;
} else if (rand > 75 && rand <= 90) { // 15% for Very Hard
x = 5;
} else if (rand > 90) { // 10% for Deathgrip
x = 6;
}
return intensities[x];
}
// made it get only multiples of 10, no more 33 seconds of fapping #trueautism
function getRandTime(randFPS) {
var randTime = 30000;
if (randFPS == 1) {
randTime = getRandomInt(1, 3) * 10;
} else if (randFPS == 2) {
randTime = getRandomInt(1, 4) * 10;
} else if (randFPS == 3) {
randTime = getRandomInt(1, 5) * 10;
} else if (randFPS == 4) {
randTime = getRandomInt(1, 4) * 10;
} else {
randTime = getRandomInt(1, 2) * 10;
}
return randTime;
}
var intensities = [
'Deathgrip', //10
'Very Hard', //15
'Hard', //15
'Medium', //20
'Light', //15
'Very Light', //15
'Feather Light' //10
];
var fapsPerSec = [
1,
2,
3,
4,
"AFAP"
];
setTimeout(function () { // thanks for not having a sleep function js
$("body").append('<div id="FapDialog" style="font-size:400%; color: #00FF00">Hiiii</div>');
//--- Activate the dialog.
$("#FapDialog").dialog({
position: {
my: "left top",
at: "left top",
of: window
},
modal: false,
height: 400,
width: 400,
title: "Fap Gauntlet (click here to drag!) ----> ",
zIndex: 83666 //-- This number doesn't need to get any higher.
}).prev(".ui-dialog-titlebar").css("background", "rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4)");
$("#FapDialog").dialog().prev(".ui-widget-header").css("font-size", "140%");
//king spaghetti coming through (it didn't work when I tried to make the main fap shit a function, in my defense)
$(document).keypress(function (e) {
if (e.which == 116 || e.keyCode == 116 || window.event.keyCode == 116 && $('#FapDialog').dialog('isOpen') !== true) {
$('#FapDialog').dialog('open');
i = 0;
var currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
var currFPS = getRandomFPS();
var randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
currURL = window.location.href;
console.log("window = " + currURL);
var timerFunc = setInterval(
function oneSecTimer() {
document.querySelector('div[id="FapDialog"]').innerHTML = currIntensity + ", " + currFPS + "/sec, " + (randTime - i);
i = i + 1;
if (randTime - i == -1) {
currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
currFPS = getRandomFPS();
randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
i = 0;
var $ = unsafeWindow.jQuery;
window.top.postMessage({
action: 'next',
cr: $.cookie().cr
}, window.top.location.protocol + window.top.location.host);
setTimeout(function () {
currURL = window.location.href;
}, 1000);
} else if (currURL != window.location.href && i > 2) {
currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
currFPS = getRandomFPS();
randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
currURL = window.location.href;
i = 0;
} else if (i < -2) {
clearInterval(timerFunc);
}
}, 1000);
}
});
$('div#FapDialog').on('dialogclose', function (event) {
console.log("stopping...");
i = -200;
});
var i = 0;
var currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
var currFPS = getRandomFPS();
randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
currURL = window.location.href;
console.log("window = " + currURL);
var timerFunc = setInterval(
function oneSecTimer() {
document.querySelector('div[id="FapDialog"]').innerHTML = currIntensity + ", " + currFPS + "/sec, " + (randTime - i);
i = i + 1;
if (randTime - i == -1) {
currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
currFPS = getRandomFPS();
randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
i = 0;
var $ = unsafeWindow.jQuery;
window.top.postMessage({
action: 'next',
cr: $.cookie().cr
}, window.top.location.protocol + window.top.location.host);
setTimeout(function () {
currURL = window.location.href;
}, 1000);
} else if (currURL != window.location.href && i > 2) {
currIntensity = getRandomIntensity();
currFPS = getRandomFPS();
randTime = getRandTime(currFPS);
currURL = window.location.href;
i = 0;
} else if (i < -2) {
clearInterval(timerFunc);
}
}, 1000);
}, 2000);