daddifier

replaces "the state" with "daddy"

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey or Userscripts to install this script.

You will need to install an extension such as Tampermonkey to install this script.

You will need to install a user script manager extension to install this script.

(I already have a user script manager, let me install it!)

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install an extension such as Stylus to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

You will need to install a user style manager extension to install this style.

(I already have a user style manager, let me install it!)

// ==UserScript==
// @name daddifier
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @author ghostplantss
// @grant none
// @match *://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
// @description replaces "the state" with "daddy"
// @version 1.1
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
// 
// 

var state = ["the state", "the nation","France","society","the patrie","the republic","the people","Patria"];
(
  function scroll (f) {
  window.addEventListener("scroll", ( //every time you scroll
  function fun() //it runs this function!
  {
    $("div.post").each(function() //for each post
    { 
      if(!$(this).hasClass('daddifier'))//if it has not already checked the post
       {
         this.className += " daddifier";
          var divs = this.getElementsByTagName('p');
         for(var i = 0; i< divs.length;i++)//it iterates through all paragraphs 
         {
            for(var j = 0; j< state.length;j++)//and iterates through array of synonyms of state
            {
              divs[i].innerHTML= divs[i].innerHTML.replace(state[j], "Daddy");//it replaces all synonyms of state w/ "Daddy"
            }
          }
       }
    });
  }), false);//you're welcome
}

)(window.jQuery);