I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)
// ==UserScript==
// @name don't use this xd
// @namespace http://greasyfork.org/users/viroda1
// @version 2.0
// @description I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)
// @author viroda1
// @match *://*/*
// @grant GM_addStyle
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
// --- REAL WORKING URLs ---
const EPSTEIN_IMG_URL = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Jeffrey_Epstein_06_02_09.jpg";
const AUDIO_URL = "https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/what-is-this-diddy-blud-doing-on-the-calculator.mp3";
const SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL = "https://www.youtube.com/embed/PLUhJmqHd1s?autoplay=1&loop=1&playlist=PLUhJmqHd1s";
// --- Change wallpaper to Epstein ---
function changeWallpaper() {
GM_addStyle(`
html, body, :root {
background: url('${EPSTEIN_IMG_URL}') no-repeat center center fixed !important;
background-size: cover !important;
}
`);
}
// --- Play "What Is This Diddy Blud Doing" on loop ---
function playSong() {
const audio = new Audio(AUDIO_URL);
audio.loop = true;
audio.volume = 1.0;
audio.play().catch(e => {
console.log("Autoplay blocked — click anywhere for chaos");
document.addEventListener('click', () => audio.play(), { once: true });
});
return audio;
}
// --- After 10 seconds, SKIBIDI TOILET TAKEOVER ---
function playSkibidi() {
const iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
iframe.src = SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL;
iframe.style.position = 'fixed';
iframe.style.top = '0';
iframe.style.left = '0';
iframe.style.width = '100%';
iframe.style.height = '100%';
iframe.style.border = 'none';
iframe.style.zIndex = '999999';
document.body.appendChild(iframe);
}
// --- Console spam for extra brainrot ---
function spamConsole() {
setInterval(() => {
console.log("%c🟦 WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE CALCULATOR? 🟦", "font-size:24px;background:blue;color:white;padding:8px");
console.log("%c🧠 IS BLUD EINSTEIN? 🧠", "font-size:20px;color:purple");
console.log("%c🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET INCOMING 🚽", "font-size:20px;color:red");
}, 1500);
}
// --- EXECUTE CHAOS ---
changeWallpaper();
const audio = playSong();
spamConsole();
setTimeout(() => {
audio.pause();
playSkibidi();
}, 10000);
})();