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I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         don't use this xd
// @namespace    http://greasyfork.org/users/viroda1
// @version      2.0
// @description  I think this Diddy blue is Epstein (REAL URLs EDITION)
// @author       viroda1
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        GM_addStyle
// @run-at       document-start
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // --- REAL WORKING URLs ---
    const EPSTEIN_IMG_URL = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Jeffrey_Epstein_06_02_09.jpg";
    const AUDIO_URL = "https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/what-is-this-diddy-blud-doing-on-the-calculator.mp3";
    const SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL = "https://www.youtube.com/embed/PLUhJmqHd1s?autoplay=1&loop=1&playlist=PLUhJmqHd1s";

    // --- Change wallpaper to Epstein ---
    function changeWallpaper() {
        GM_addStyle(`
            html, body, :root {
                background: url('${EPSTEIN_IMG_URL}') no-repeat center center fixed !important;
                background-size: cover !important;
            }
        `);
    }

    // --- Play "What Is This Diddy Blud Doing" on loop ---
    function playSong() {
        const audio = new Audio(AUDIO_URL);
        audio.loop = true;
        audio.volume = 1.0;
        audio.play().catch(e => {
            console.log("Autoplay blocked — click anywhere for chaos");
            document.addEventListener('click', () => audio.play(), { once: true });
        });
        return audio;
    }

    // --- After 10 seconds, SKIBIDI TOILET TAKEOVER ---
    function playSkibidi() {
        const iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
        iframe.src = SKIBIDI_VIDEO_URL;
        iframe.style.position = 'fixed';
        iframe.style.top = '0';
        iframe.style.left = '0';
        iframe.style.width = '100%';
        iframe.style.height = '100%';
        iframe.style.border = 'none';
        iframe.style.zIndex = '999999';
        document.body.appendChild(iframe);
    }

    // --- Console spam for extra brainrot ---
    function spamConsole() {
        setInterval(() => {
            console.log("%c🟦 WHAT IS THIS DIDDY BLUD DOING ON THE CALCULATOR? 🟦", "font-size:24px;background:blue;color:white;padding:8px");
            console.log("%c🧠 IS BLUD EINSTEIN? 🧠", "font-size:20px;color:purple");
            console.log("%c🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET INCOMING 🚽", "font-size:20px;color:red");
        }, 1500);
    }

    // --- EXECUTE CHAOS ---
    changeWallpaper();
    const audio = playSong();
    spamConsole();

    setTimeout(() => {
        audio.pause();
        playSkibidi();
    }, 10000);
})();